"I think I can, I think I can, I think I can… DAMN!”
DUN DUN DUNNN
(submitted by Nubbins)
- me while playing a game: SHIT! FUCKIN SHIT AHHHGHH GOD DAMN IT THIS IS SO STUPID THIS SUCKS ARGHHH LLFUCKING HELL FUCK THIS GAME I HATE IT FFF FUCKIN SHIT GAME
- me when i finish the game: omg that was so good i loved it so much. this is my new favourite game ever.
A stunning corset that is sure to mesmerize even the true heir of Slytherin. Made out of fine silk. Sold on Etsy.
Wise words, Papa Hall.
"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.